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Marriage is undeniably the most special bond two people can share. But one can’t disagree that it is also a lot of humour (read annoying). Like can you imagine being in a heated fight with your husband but being over sweet with him a few minutes later, cuz you saw a lizard in the house? Well, beautiful, annoying and funny at the same time – that’s exactly how married life is.

So innocent are those who think marriage is all about mushy moments, romantic nights and endless pouring of love. Well, to give you all a great laughter dose and some reality check of married life, here we bring some of the funniest tweets that sum ups the life of every married couple. While some tweets would leave you in splits, others would be so relatable that they might make you sob – but whatever be, here's a humorous glimpse of what it actually feels to be married. 

Most-hilarious Marriage Tweets

1. This poor guy received this message from his wife in the first week of their marriage! *lol*

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2. How else would his wife have believed him!

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3. *This made us laugh really hard*

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4. The charger wars are real!

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5. Every person whose partner snores will relate :P

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6. Oh, the mutual complaint of most married men!

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7. Few years into marriage, and this becomes the reality!

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8. Are all men the same, I wonder!

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9. Married men would relate!

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10. Wife's death glares work the best! :P

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11. Women being women!

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12. Cutesy moments like these!

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13. Cuz, "Happy life, Happy wife*

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14. The truth has been spoken!

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15. Oops!

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16. Being awakened by snores of your partner is a genuine shit!

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17. Every.Married.Woman. would agree to this!

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18. Walking fast becomes another way to show anger! :p

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19. That sassy wife though!

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20. The hidden but actual purpose of getting married!:P

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21. Woah..that's my kinda lame humour.

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22. There are some advantages as well!

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23. Poop talks are real

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24. The best excuse that works every single time!

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25. Despite it all, nothing better than being home with your partner!

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26. Men will be men!

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27. And this continues forever!

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Tag the married people you know in the comments section below to give them a good laugh!


27 Funny Tweets that Sum up Life of Every Married Couple

by Medha Chawla

27 Funny Tweets that Sum up Life of Every Married Couple